"Politics is the art of postponing decisions until they are no longer relevant." Henri Queuille

Politician criteria: Must be endowed with the capability of indirect speech, giving the illusion that you have satisfied the demands/needs of the public while simultaneously avoiding it at all costs. Strategy: Deflection. Goal: The excessive prolonging will afford you the tool of confusion, thereby allowing you to continue your candy land journey of self-gain. Put clearly, you can piss on someone's foot while smiling in their face, and they won't know what the fuck to do.

Anmarie Soucie
Writing II
10/24/11