Friday, July 20, 2012

Declaration of Independence

We, the nation of United College Students are endowed by the creator with certain unalienable rights, including free speech, freedom of assembly, freedom of assembly, free release of information, and student publication. We secure the rights to equal opportunity for education. No matter race, ethnicity, sex, background or financial status. The history of the present college administrators is a history of repeated injuries and absolute tyranny over college students.

The following is a list of grievances revealing the violations of our rights by college administrators:
-He has blocked information for public access.
-He has excluded access to computer labs for certain students.
-He has violated rights for free publication.
-He has limited education based on financial status.
-He has charged us for reservation of classrooms.
-He has restricted us from education based on extensive background checks.
-He has taken our right to freely express ourselves through physical appearance.

We are outraged by this mistreatment and we appeal to the supreme judge of education for the rectitude of our intentions. College administrators have suppressed our rights as students. If our demands are not satisfied, we will wage war upon the justices of the education system. As free and independent students we declare full power to levy war, conduce peace, contract alliances, establish commerce, and to do all other acts and things which independent students may right of do!

Signed,
Melanie, Ronald, Adel, Adrian, Vitali

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