Monday, October 22, 2012

The Declaration of Non-Ivy Leaguers


When in the Course of academic events, it becomes necessary for one educational institution to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the College Board, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Higher Education entitle them a decent respect to opinions and quality of education of Non Ivy Leaguers requires that they should declare the causes which impel to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all college students choose to attend the institution that best fits their preferences, and that they do not deserve to be disrespected from other individuals from other institutions based on that choice.  The history of the present Ivy League Students is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute superiority and hierarchy over fellow institutions.  To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.

They have undermined the value of our education system.
They have underestimated our intelligence.
They have separated themselves as the power elite.
They have undermined the prestige of our diplomas.
They have ridiculed our classes, our work load, and our work ethic.
They denounce the status of our professors.
They feel entitled to the best job positions, therefore we are undercut in our job search.

We will complete the around the same amount of credits.  We have come from the same cities, neighborhoods, and high schools as some of those Ivy League students. We will suffer, if not more, the same financial obligations.  We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind.

We therefore as the representatives of the Non-Ivy Leaguers in general congress assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of College Education for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the name, and by the authority of the good students of Non-Ivy League education, solemnly publish and declare, this group of Non-Ivy Leaguers independent.

California:
Drew Washington
Kim Shephard
Mi-Anne Chan

Texas:
Karissa Royster

New Jersey:
Erica Gonzales

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