True Love

When we are young, everyone always talks about finding true love. The young gentlemanlike handsome guy working at Blackstone expects to get the perfect girl, because he's the perfect guy. But as time goes by, he keeps on going through girlfriends saying, "she's pretty good, but there must be something better," and "my dream girl will eventually find me."

But now he's a 42 year old with a salt and pepper stubble and with the financial crisis Blackstone is laying off. Oh yea and he still hasn't found that true love. All of a sudden, as time trickles away, desperation kicks in. And he ends up marrying a girl he can put up with, after passing up on the amazing girl when he was 25. And as poppa Jackson would say, "Don't love the one that you love the most, love the one that loves you the most."

-Jonny TrueLove